what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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