Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

luke moore cant pull it back

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

How old is victor? Old

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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