Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Do you believe this will change?

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Unnnnnnnn

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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