- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

YOLO.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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