- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

God is real

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

The WNBA.

Fiats

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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