hi to the world fromthe world

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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zebras

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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