Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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