- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Garry Glitters on here

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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