There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Dogs

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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