Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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