- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

what do you watch ? a tv

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Not Steve Jobs

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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