A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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School

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Womens rights

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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