What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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