- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What's the difference between a duck?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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