- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

all these jokes suck ass

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

womens rights

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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