A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

My life :(

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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