How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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