- Anti Joke

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

your a towel.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Darude - Sandstorm