Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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