Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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I'm a like whore

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KKK

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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