- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Darude - Sandstorm

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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