- Anti Joke

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.