- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

What looks like a dick? A penis

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

? I hate niiggers ?

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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