- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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