why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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