Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

1 Jew XD

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Drunk irish man

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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