Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Like if you like big tits.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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