- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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