- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A black man didn't walk into a bar

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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