Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Trashcan!

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Johnson stops eating

How did the girl die? 25.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

my namew is jd

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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