What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Black people

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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