- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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