- Anti Joke

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

fart+fart=poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard