Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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WNBA

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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The Pope

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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