- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

A: B: No pun intended.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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