Barack Obama

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Black people. They are so kind.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Anti Joke

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