- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

you just contradicted yourself.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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