- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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