Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

rose are red violets should be purple

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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