- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Are you a human?

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Women have the right to vote.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

miley cyrus

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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