What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

american government

Dani barton from bob chuckles

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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