Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Snausages.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Anti Joke

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