Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

monkey sponge

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Knock knock, Come in...

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

I Have a Black Friend

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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