- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

A: B: No pun intended.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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