- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

123 Main street

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

shea kisses a girl

since when?

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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