This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Jews

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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