Obama

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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