What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Leave her alone...

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What did I do last night?work

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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knock knock!! kanye west

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read this

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american government

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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