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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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