- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Seth stock has a large penis

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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