- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Justin Beiber

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What's 4+7 47

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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