What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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obama

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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women's rights

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Blind people can't read this.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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