Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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19th amendment

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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