- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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