- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

The Game.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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