- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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