roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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