what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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whats a dick a dick

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

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