- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

A: B: No pun intended.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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