The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Women have the right to vote.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Yo daddy!

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womens rights

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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