Spread the net.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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neil patrick harris

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Hi my name is Jim

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Good boy

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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