What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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obama

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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