- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

who is mark

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Pickles

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Scientology.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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