"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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want a balloon? yeah

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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That's not what she said.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Chinese drivers.

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