A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Your mom.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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