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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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vbh

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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