- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

so dont touch it.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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