Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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gay marriage.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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