Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Women have the right to vote.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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