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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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I'm gay. No homo.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Women's rights.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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