- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

The Pope

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

hipsters

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

I like hats XD!

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

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