Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Womens Rights.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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