How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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I said I hate niiggers

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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