- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

I had sex. Just kidding.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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