What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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whoa there

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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