What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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connor sucks

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Leave her alone...

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Deadly cancer.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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