- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Guess What! HI!

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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