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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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