- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

An English man walks into a pub.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What is cold? Winter

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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