Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Loner.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

1 Jew XD

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

thermodynamics?

Toaster

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Womens rights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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