yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Women.

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