Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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You're Adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Anti Joke

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