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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What's worse than cancer? Death.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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