Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Civil Rights.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Spotto

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Scientology.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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