Loner.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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1 Jew XD

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Drunk irish man

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Womens rights

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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