- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Nothing yet CC

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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