why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Stephen Walking.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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