- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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