- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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