I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Spell: “This word”

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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