- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A man made a sandwich.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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