- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Strawberries!

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Women's rights.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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