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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

whats black? a black man

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

What's the deal with airline food?

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What is smelly and sticky A poo

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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