What's worse than cancer? Death.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

If you're reading this, you can read.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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