How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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