My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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