- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Mrs. Welsh

since when?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

ginger

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Who's there? Knock Knock.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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