Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Canada AYY

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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