What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Matt is not funny.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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The Game.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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