A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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