- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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