I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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WNBA

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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I am on a escalator.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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