- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

I was born.

Soccer...

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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