- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

Win and Beau have no friends

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What time is it? 10:58

1 + 1 = 3

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What did the clock say? The time.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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