sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

since when?

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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