Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Please Rape William Wright

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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