What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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GONNA

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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dead battery come on down

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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