- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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