hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Womens rights.

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