Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Your mom.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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