The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What's the difference between a duck?

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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