Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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fack me!

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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