- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

It burns when I pee sometimes.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

The 13th Amendment...

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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