Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Gays

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why did I get raped

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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