What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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