Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Zach Barlow

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

The Game.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Colby Michael Schluter

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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