Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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dead battery come on down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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womens rights to vote

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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