Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Bloody kids ...

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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