Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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