your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Spotto

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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